Parker's Middle School Drama
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Parker is talking to a drama queen about her situation via texts. I start telling him what to say as follows
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Girl:
I don't think she wants to be my friend anymore.
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Parker:
I'm going to fix this as fast as a snail.
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Girl:
hah
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Parker:
tell me a snail is slow
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Girl:
a snail is slow...
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Parker:
Not if you throw it.
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Girl:
hah...
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Parker:
Ask me how i am going to fix this:
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Girl:
okay how?
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Parker:
with a tazzer, a jar of peanut butter, a toilet brush and an old man's spare tire.
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Girl:
... i think i want to move to a different school. I already asked my dad about it.
30 minutes from now.
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My conversation at Starbucks.
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DeVito:
I have a really bad head ache.
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Boston:
Is it because of the car wreck?
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DeVito:
what?
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Boston:
oh sorry. That hasn't happened yet.
"We're Gonna Leave"
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Sonic Guy:
Hello welcome to Sonic, may i take your order?
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Boston:
Yes I'd like a Moca Java Chiller and some cheese sticks.
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Sonic Guy:
Oh im sorry our coffee machine is broken.
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Boston:
Are you serious! well can we go to the other sonic? Yeah we're gonna leave.
Hat Red
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Baylor:
What is a Hat Red?
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Brett:
You mean Hatred?
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Baylor:
ohhh... wow
They said this like it was normal?
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Brett:
Hey what are you doing?
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Baylor:
Buying a little blue cottage.
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Brett:
oh okay.
What time is is?
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This is parker doing a prank call.
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Guy:
Hello?
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Parker:
is it to late?
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Guy:
what?
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Parker:
what time is it?
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Guy:
Time for you to hang up!
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Parker:
ok
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beeeeeppp
Larry likes Golf
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This is Parker doing a prank call from the Phone book
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Parker:
is this Larry?
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Larry:
yes
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Parker:
Do you like golf?
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Larry:
sometimes yes.
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Parker:
yeah me too.
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Larry:
yeah.
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Parker:
yeah you get to play with balls.
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Larry:
yeahhh?
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Parker:
yep!
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Larry:
what?
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Parker:
You Get to play with balls!
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Larry:
what?
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Parker:
you get to play with balls
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Larry:
oh
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Parker:
ok bye!
