Two out of every three drivers is an idiot

I want to escape the 4th Dimension

Everything of nothing is the same as nothing of everything, because neither of them are something.

I DON’T notice my voice being different on camera anymore #LifeOfAYouTuber

Dear Tumblr,
Stop Cutting yourself and get back to posting funny gifs.

My girlfriend broke up with me on valentines day. Luckily I didn’t give her my gift yet. I returned it and got a T-shirt.

The forest does not go inside the house.

Dare to be pointless.

For some, happiness rarely comes. Not because they can’t find it, but because they won’t accept it.

New music holds memories. Old music brings them back.